Friday, June 25, 2010
stand up
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
-- David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
-- David Letterman
--Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
-- David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
-- David Letterman
coulda heard a pin drop ...
author unknown
Here`s a refresher on how some of our former
patriots handled negative comments about our
country.
JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk,
was in France in the early 60's when DeGaule decided to
pull out of NATO. DeGaule said he wanted all US
military out of France as soon as possible.
Rusk responded "does that include
those who are buried here?
DeGuale did not respond.
You could have heard
a pin drop
When in England , at a fairly large
conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of
Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of
empire building by George Bush.
He answered by saying, 'Over the
years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men
and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our
borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked
for in return is enough to bury those that did not
return.'
You could have heard
a pin drop.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There was a conference in France where a
number of international engineers were taking part,
including French and American. During a break, one of
the French engineers came back into the room saying
'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He
has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the
tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb
them?'
A Boeing engineer stood up and replied
quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board
that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear p
owered and can supply emergency electrical power to
shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the
capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can
produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea
water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for
use in transporting victims and injured to and from their
flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does
France have?'
You could have heard
a pin drop.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a
naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S. ,
English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a
cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large
group of Officers that included personnel from most of those
countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they
sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained
that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans
learn only English. He then asked, 'Why is it that we
always have to speak English in these conferences rather
than speaking French?'
Without hesitating, the American Admiral
replied, 'Maybe it's because the Brit's,
Canadians, Aussie's and Americans arranged it so you
wouldn't have to speak German.'
You could have heard
a pin drop.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE
ABOVE...
Robert Whiting , an elderly gentleman of
83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a
few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on.
"You have been to France before,
monsieur?" the customs officer asked
sarcastically.
Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to
France previously.
"Then you should know enough to
have your passport ready."
The American said, 'The last time I
was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible. Americans always have
to show your passports on arrival in France !"
The American senior gave the Frenchman a
long hard look. Then he quietly explained,
''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day
in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a
single Frenchmen to show a passport to."
You could have heard
a pin drop.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you are proud to be an American, pass
this on! If not, delete it.
I am proud to be of
this land,
AMERICA
and ASHAMED OF ANY PRESIDENT WHO
APOLOGIZES FOR IT!!
is there a pin dropping
somewhere?
Here`s a refresher on how some of our former
patriots handled negative comments about our
country.
JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk,
was in France in the early 60's when DeGaule decided to
pull out of NATO. DeGaule said he wanted all US
military out of France as soon as possible.
Rusk responded "does that include
those who are buried here?
DeGuale did not respond.
You could have heard
a pin drop
When in England , at a fairly large
conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of
Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of
empire building by George Bush.
He answered by saying, 'Over the
years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men
and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our
borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked
for in return is enough to bury those that did not
return.'
You could have heard
a pin drop.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There was a conference in France where a
number of international engineers were taking part,
including French and American. During a break, one of
the French engineers came back into the room saying
'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He
has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the
tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb
them?'
A Boeing engineer stood up and replied
quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board
that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear p
owered and can supply emergency electrical power to
shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the
capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can
produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea
water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for
use in transporting victims and injured to and from their
flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does
France have?'
You could have heard
a pin drop.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a
naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S. ,
English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a
cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large
group of Officers that included personnel from most of those
countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they
sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained
that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans
learn only English. He then asked, 'Why is it that we
always have to speak English in these conferences rather
than speaking French?'
Without hesitating, the American Admiral
replied, 'Maybe it's because the Brit's,
Canadians, Aussie's and Americans arranged it so you
wouldn't have to speak German.'
You could have heard
a pin drop.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE
ABOVE...
Robert Whiting , an elderly gentleman of
83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a
few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on.
"You have been to France before,
monsieur?" the customs officer asked
sarcastically.
Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to
France previously.
"Then you should know enough to
have your passport ready."
The American said, 'The last time I
was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible. Americans always have
to show your passports on arrival in France !"
The American senior gave the Frenchman a
long hard look. Then he quietly explained,
''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day
in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a
single Frenchmen to show a passport to."
You could have heard
a pin drop.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you are proud to be an American, pass
this on! If not, delete it.
I am proud to be of
this land,
AMERICA
and ASHAMED OF ANY PRESIDENT WHO
APOLOGIZES FOR IT!!
is there a pin dropping
somewhere?
Saturday, June 19, 2010
President
Obama's Stimulus Visit Results in Lost Payday for Construction Workers
"In any case, this marks the second time in less than a month, that I know of, that workers have been forced to take unpaid time off so Obama could brag about how much he’s doing for middle class jobs.
Update: Obama’s trip to Ohio yesterday cost between $500,000 and $1 million and he spoke for less than 10 minutes."
Obama's Stimulus Visit Results in Lost Payday for Construction Workers
"In any case, this marks the second time in less than a month, that I know of, that workers have been forced to take unpaid time off so Obama could brag about how much he’s doing for middle class jobs.
Update: Obama’s trip to Ohio yesterday cost between $500,000 and $1 million and he spoke for less than 10 minutes."
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery Store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, Can You tell me where the Post Office is?"
The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a coupla blocks and turn to your right."
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town. I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get To Heaven."
The little boy replied with a chuckle. "Awww, come on... You don't even know the way to the Post Office."
The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a coupla blocks and turn to your right."
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town. I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get To Heaven."
The little boy replied with a chuckle. "Awww, come on... You don't even know the way to the Post Office."
Thursday, June 17, 2010
author unknown
I bought a bird feeder. I hung It on my back porch and filled It with seed. What a beauty of A bird feeder it was, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a Week we had hundreds of birds Taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and Easily accessible food.
But then the birds started Building nests in the boards Of the patio, above the table, And next to the barbecue.
Then came the poop. It was Everywhere: on the patio tile, The chairs, the table .. Everywhere!
Then some of the birds Turned mean. They would Dive bomb me and try to Peck me even though I had Fed them out of my own Pocket.
And others birds were Boisterous and loud. They Sat on the feeder and Squawked and screamed at All hours of the day and night And demanded that I fill it When it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn't even Sit on my own back porch Anymore. So I took down the Bird feeder and in three days The birds were gone. I cleaned Up their mess and took down The many nests they had built All over the patio.
Soon, the back yard was like It used to be .... Quiet, serene.... And no one demanding their Rights to a free meal.
Now let's see. Our government gives out Free food, subsidized housing, Free medical care and free Education, and allows anyone Born here to be an automatic Citizen.
Then the illegal's came by the Tens of thousands. Suddenly Our taxes went up to pay for Free services; small apartments Are housing 5 families; you Have to wait 6 hours to be seen By an emergency room doctor; Your child's second grade class is Behind other schools because Over half the class doesn't speak English.
Corn Flakes now come in a Bilingual box; I have to 'press one' to hear my bank Talk to me in English, and People waving flags other Than 'Old Glory' are Squawking and screaming In the streets, demanding More rights and free liberties.
Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government To take down the bird feeder.
If you agree, pass it on; if not, Just continue cleaning up the poop
I bought a bird feeder. I hung It on my back porch and filled It with seed. What a beauty of A bird feeder it was, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a Week we had hundreds of birds Taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and Easily accessible food.But then the birds started Building nests in the boards Of the patio, above the table, And next to the barbecue.
Then came the poop. It was Everywhere: on the patio tile, The chairs, the table .. Everywhere!
Then some of the birds Turned mean. They would Dive bomb me and try to Peck me even though I had Fed them out of my own Pocket.
And others birds were Boisterous and loud. They Sat on the feeder and Squawked and screamed at All hours of the day and night And demanded that I fill it When it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn't even Sit on my own back porch Anymore. So I took down the Bird feeder and in three days The birds were gone. I cleaned Up their mess and took down The many nests they had built All over the patio.
Soon, the back yard was like It used to be .... Quiet, serene.... And no one demanding their Rights to a free meal.
Now let's see. Our government gives out Free food, subsidized housing, Free medical care and free Education, and allows anyone Born here to be an automatic Citizen.
Then the illegal's came by the Tens of thousands. Suddenly Our taxes went up to pay for Free services; small apartments Are housing 5 families; you Have to wait 6 hours to be seen By an emergency room doctor; Your child's second grade class is Behind other schools because Over half the class doesn't speak English.
Corn Flakes now come in a Bilingual box; I have to 'press one' to hear my bank Talk to me in English, and People waving flags other Than 'Old Glory' are Squawking and screaming In the streets, demanding More rights and free liberties.
Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government To take down the bird feeder.
If you agree, pass it on; if not, Just continue cleaning up the poop
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