"The nations shall know that I am the Lord,” says the Lord God, “when I am hallowed in you before their eyes." ~ Ezekiel 36:23

Friday, July 09, 2010


A fire-fighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a fire-fighters helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The fire-fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire-fighter said with admiration.

"Thanks", the girl replied.

The fire-fighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little partner", the fire-fighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

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